Parents:
“You should go out more instead of staying home & just watching old movies on the weekend”
You:
myyy life <3

Go down to the levy
I said straight to the levyJeanette MacDonald - CAIRO (1942)
This is the greatest .gif the Internet has ever given me.
OH DEAR GOD JUST KILL ME NOW
12. Elizabeth Taylor-in-a-swimsuit earrings. Totally work appropriate. A great conversation starter.
11. An embroidered portrait of Clark Gable. Who wouldn’t want that staring at you first thing in the morning?
10. This seemingly unrelated and confusing Elizabeth Taylor/Humphrey Bogart purse is best used to distract potential pickpockets in their quest to rob you blind this holiday season.
9. Cuddle up on your plastic-covered sofa with this freaking adorable It’s a Wonderful Life pillow and weep softly as you cling to it and scream, “Every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings!” before clanging every bell in your house.
8. This schnazzy Lego-themed Casablanca poster is the perfect addition to any CFB’s home decor collection.
7. A handmade Gone With the Wind teddy bear, perfect for throwing at the television when Scarlett kisses Ashley and sobbing into when Melly dies.

6. Socks that look like the Ruby Slippers but will, despite their steep price per pair, most likely shred in your dryer upon their first washing, but WHO CARES BECAUSE YOU HAVE SOCKS THAT LOOK LIKE THE RUBY SLIPPERS AND THEY NEVER NEED TO BE WASHED SO SHUT UP.











